When you only know who Timo Horn is by the number of times you've inserted him into Icon SBCs.
What you guys got??
When you can’t hear the (real life) commentator talking about a player being ‘in form’ without picturing the player in question on a black card. -
@BRISTOL86
When you count Harits Packed instead of sheep before bed time. -
@GeorgeGervin
When you think of
@RayS whenever an election is on. -
@WarrenBarton
When you know at least 75% of all gold players from every league. -
@Edward220967
When you watch a real life football game and complain when a player doesn’t win an aerial duel because his “jumping” stat is greater than his opponents. -
@Sporter
When you see the dance of Matuidi and think about how many times your opponents have done it on FIFA. -
@Bugayoko
When you think the referee is always Mehmet Yildiraz. -
@CounterLicious
When you hear about a transfer in real life and all you can think of is the new chemistry links the players will get. -
@UrboiStev
When you make a moaning thread every day but keep on playing. -
@Fab
When you’re talking about real footballers you’ve never seen play, but you talk purely on how they play on FIFA. -
@GoalGiant
When you think of De Gea’s FUT item every time he saves a driven shot in real life. -
@truegunn3r
When you watch Martial irl and wonder how he's so good in FUT. -
@selb
When the bank has foreclosed on your home and the wife has left with the kids. -
@VagisilFC
When you start supporting teams and players you never cared about, only because you invested in a bunch of OTWs. -
@Nervous_Nick
When someone at work says their team are linked with "Billy Nobody" and your first response is "Beast on FIfa." -
@They Caged Non
When you read the Denny's menu and instead of food, you read this thinking Nacho Fernandez is getting a Team of the Season card. -
@alanrudy
When you’re watching super Sunday and can’t help but try and press buttons to make them pass. -
@FootyFootyFootball
When I tell my friends to sell their stocks in the hype. -
@krappen07
When you start telling your mate that the player his club has been linked with is really good, then realise you've never actually seen them IRL. -
@Gromit
When you watch a match on tv and can tell whoever you’re with what any players work rates are/ weak foot/ number of stars skills! -
@Rendevous_star
When you see Firmino have his eye gouged out on live TV and disregard his wellbeing and instead worry about a lack of IF cards during the season. -
@mdizzl3
When you check the forums daily to ensure
@RayS has made a poll. -
@Diggy
When you see a bargain in the shops and wonder if
@UrboiStev if grabbing all the mad deals also. -
@RebelRob
When you're scrambling some eggs and chuck in some jalapenos on 7 chem. -
@holdenwait
When whenever Salah touches the ball with his right foot, and every Liverpool fan comes on here moaning about his WF rating. -
@wade_7_
When you have three threads on the first page of the forum. -
@bucs0576
When you end up having Gervinho, Doumbia, and Ibarbo in your team.
IRL. (See Roma 14/15 season) -
@Alemas_2012
When your playing football IRL and think I'll take a low driven shot now, it's OP as ****. -
@nj10
When you're in the t100 on any leaderboard on UT. -
@krappen07
When you know half of the Shaktar XI when they're playing in the CL and your mates don't have a clue who that Brazilian lad Marlos is. -
@Xx_iou_cheesecake_xX
When you know all the words to “The System only Dreams in Total Darkness.” -
@Sporter
When you’ve only heard of a player someone is buying cos he has an IF card. -
@Macca77
When names like Fukumora and Fukuta cease to be funny when using BPM as you have seen them so many times. -
@sido1968
When trying a berba spin in the park with your mates and nearly breaking your ankle. -
@CharlieC
When you wake up in the middle of the night, and instead of just going back to sleep you reach for your phone and "relist all." -
@TheonlywayisS6
When you turn down sex because that auction you're watching is ending soon. -
@TheonlywayisS6
When you literally start praying to RNJesus. -
@Dazido
When you quit your real job to concentrate on competitive FIFA. (See Kurt) -
@Alemas_2012
Comments
I hope all FUT users think this!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DMr6sE4L_Qk
Lol i can hear Martin Tyler’s voice saying his name too
Lol true, same goes for Bakayoko
Haha yeah that actually would be been a better example, I just forgot about him coz he was invisible for whole season!
Dark humor!
Hahahah this!!!
haha too true too true. I had OTW Gylfi the season he moved to Everton. Never did get that OTW upgraded...
He shoulda just said “RB+B”
When you read the Denny's menu and instead of food, you read this thinking Nacho Fernandez is getting a Team of the Season card.
Hahaha great one @alanrudy
Haha, don't forget the double tap on shoot, low driven always go in unless the keeper saves with feet
Ray can u only post the good ones in the initial post pls. E.g this one and a couple others, the otw one
My boy Stev, humor is subjective, so I included them all in case one I don’t think is funny has someone else keeled over in fits of hysterical laugter at the office
I’d love to see the coaches face after that convo then