OT Microchipping Employees

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  • Knowlesdinho
    15133 posts World Class

    Azof wrote: »
    Currieman wrote: »
    I wouldn't do it as my boss would know I spend 30% of my working day in the toilet.

    Why are you in the toilet?

    I'm at my most productive when I'm sat on the toilet.
  • Fab
    19737 posts Club Captain
    Azof wrote: »
    Currieman wrote: »
    I wouldn't do it as my boss would know I spend 30% of my working day in the toilet.

    Why are you in the toilet?

    to browse the forums
  • Fab
    19737 posts Club Captain
    uninterrupted
  • Knowlesdinho
    15133 posts World Class
    pob125 wrote: »
    I'd actually like my boss to be chipped,I swear he is a hide and seek world champion!can never find him when ya need him.

    Told him other day I'll eventually find his hiding spots.

    I'd never do it,how can I throw a sickie if they know I'm at the "dog and partridge" at 11am on Friday.

    Lol, I remember being off sick once and one of my team that I managed logged onto the XBOX app to see if I was playing games. Rumbled. I was genuinely ill, but that doesn't mean you can't play the odd game whilst your running back and forth to the pot!
  • Fab
    19737 posts Club Captain
    pob125 wrote: »
    I'd actually like my boss to be chipped,I swear he is a hide and seek world champion!can never find him when ya need him.

    Told him other day I'll eventually find his hiding spots.

    I'd never do it,how can I throw a sickie if they know I'm at the "dog and partridge" at 11am on Friday.

    Lol, I remember being off sick once and one of my team that I managed logged onto the XBOX app to see if I was playing games. Rumbled. I was genuinely ill, but that doesn't mean you can't play the odd game whilst your running back and forth to the pot!

    u cant trust anyone nowadays
  • Sercs
    22599 posts Club Captain
    Yup mobiles are a very easy way in which to track habits, footfall in areas

    anonymised big data is biiiig money
  • Currieman
    5043 posts Big Money Move
    Fab wrote: »
    Azof wrote: »
    Currieman wrote: »
    I wouldn't do it as my boss would know I spend 30% of my working day in the toilet.

    Why are you in the toilet?

    to browse the forums

    Oh no, I just do that at my desk.

    I go to the toilet to sleep occasionally if I'm a bit tired. Or for a monster dump.
  • ALIST4R
    3874 posts National Call-Up
    Yeah I saw this yesterday. If they end up making everything tremendously more convenient(which it will) you better expect most people to sign up for it. Human laziness and convenience will win in the end.
  • CornishLad
    24800 posts Player of the Year
    ALIST4R wrote: »
    Yeah I saw this yesterday. If they end up making everything tremendously more convenient(which it will) you better expect most people to sign up for it. Human laziness and convenience will win in the end.

    No, all it'll take is for 1 semi famous person (the Shepherd) to get it, then most delinquents (the sheep) will follow. Just look at what Apple have done, They are the best shepherds out there
  • ALIST4R
    3874 posts National Call-Up
    CornishLad wrote: »
    ALIST4R wrote: »
    Yeah I saw this yesterday. If they end up making everything tremendously more convenient(which it will) you better expect most people to sign up for it. Human laziness and convenience will win in the end.

    No, all it'll take is for 1 semi famous person (the Shepherd) to get it, then most delinquents (the sheep) will follow. Just look at what Apple have done, They are the best shepherds out there

    I stand by my point, but whole heartedly agree with yours as well. Sad world we live in
  • Knowlesdinho
    15133 posts World Class
    edited July 2017
    CornishLad wrote: »
    ALIST4R wrote: »
    Yeah I saw this yesterday. If they end up making everything tremendously more convenient(which it will) you better expect most people to sign up for it. Human laziness and convenience will win in the end.

    No, all it'll take is for 1 semi famous person (the Shepherd) to get it, then most delinquents (the sheep) will follow. Just look at what Apple have done, They are the best shepherds out there

    As soon as a KardASShian does it, they will be queuing up to get them.
  • pob125
    3797 posts National Call-Up
    CornishLad wrote: »
    ALIST4R wrote: »
    Yeah I saw this yesterday. If they end up making everything tremendously more convenient(which it will) you better expect most people to sign up for it. Human laziness and convenience will win in the end.

    No, all it'll take is for 1 semi famous person (the Shepherd) to get it, then most delinquents (the sheep) will follow. Just look at what Apple have done, They are the best shepherds out there

    As soon as a KardASShian does it, they will be queuing up to get them.

    She's chipped anyway....all AI run on chips.
  • Knowlesdinho
    15133 posts World Class
    pob125 wrote: »
    CornishLad wrote: »
    ALIST4R wrote: »
    Yeah I saw this yesterday. If they end up making everything tremendously more convenient(which it will) you better expect most people to sign up for it. Human laziness and convenience will win in the end.

    No, all it'll take is for 1 semi famous person (the Shepherd) to get it, then most delinquents (the sheep) will follow. Just look at what Apple have done, They are the best shepherds out there

    As soon as a KardASShian does it, they will be queuing up to get them.

    She's chipped anyway....all AI run on chips.

    I would have personally gone down the all Dogs are chipped route myself!
  • Blake
    4830 posts National Call-Up
    which episode of black mirror is this?
  • SGLT
    6846 posts Big Money Move
    If someone agreed to be chipped for their work, they must be mental
  • pob125
    3797 posts National Call-Up
    pob125 wrote: »
    CornishLad wrote: »
    ALIST4R wrote: »
    Yeah I saw this yesterday. If they end up making everything tremendously more convenient(which it will) you better expect most people to sign up for it. Human laziness and convenience will win in the end.

    No, all it'll take is for 1 semi famous person (the Shepherd) to get it, then most delinquents (the sheep) will follow. Just look at what Apple have done, They are the best shepherds out there

    As soon as a KardASShian does it, they will be queuing up to get them.

    She's chipped anyway....all AI run on chips.

    I would have personally gone down the all Dogs are chipped route myself!

    :s:s damn it!!! Dropped the ball on that one.
  • Davisto
    7100 posts Big Money Move
  • AlexSolm
    9957 posts League Winner
    edited July 2017
    tldr why did the employees agree to this when they could use non-intrusive tech to do the same thing?
  • Austintatious
    2289 posts Fans' Favourite
    Eff dat.

    Scary world we live in.
  • Knowlesdinho
    15133 posts World Class
    AlexSolm wrote: »
    tldr why did the employees agree to this when they could use non-intrusive tech to do the same thing?

    Perhaps if you read what was essentially a 3 sentence opening post, you would have more insight.

    TLDR - Try reading!
  • I do not agree, microchip for dog only and sometime other animal too, not me or other humans we have privacy rights. Ok
  • pob125
    3797 posts National Call-Up
    Davisto wrote: »

    I'd agree,but their always lurking....just waiting.....
    eIZ9NmK.jpg

    ....then......POW!!.
  • Knowlesdinho
    15133 posts World Class
    edited July 2017
    Is @ChingChing the fastest ban ever? First comment at at 8:36, banned just over 2 hours later. That's going some.
  • Fab
    19737 posts Club Captain
    Is @ChingChing the fastest ban ever? First comment at at 8:36, banned just over 2 hours later. That's going some.

    no mods have banned other dupes faster bro
  • pob125
    3797 posts National Call-Up
    Is @ChingChing the fastest ban ever? First comment at at 8:36, banned just over 2 hours later. That's going some.

    I've seen bans within 10minutes.
  • SH999
    837 posts Semi-Pro
    The company that is doing this is the company that is trying to bring the technology to market. Not so surprising employees would volunteer. They obviously believe in this product or they wouldn't work there.
  • SadioMan
    1675 posts Play-Off Hero
    Reminds me of kingsmen
  • NoPosWow914
    725 posts An Exciting Prospect
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️ that
  • Peter
    26887 posts Player of the Year
    edited July 2017
    **** that

    Literally?
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