I am a really horrible person and I have to admit it. searching for absolution.

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  • AlbaGuBrath
    2435 posts Fans' Favourite
    pavan791 wrote: »
    Sorry but that is just pathetic.

    I know, I know, should I confess to him? And how do I do it without making him really mad?

    Just get down on your knees and suck him off. Just the way you've been doing at the Uni to persuade your prof to pass your sorry incompetent arse. Hopefully your brother accepts your offering and forgives ya.
  • They Caged Non
    4884 posts Big Money Move
    Someone must have disconnected Middlesbroughs internet in all but 4 games, that's gotta be what happened.

    OP, you do need to get a life though
  • bear
    6030 posts Big Money Move
    JohnDoe wrote: »
    bear wrote: »
    Am I the only one who thinks this concept is hilarious?

    Probably.

    How though? This is one of the best brother on brother pranks ever.
  • Teepo
    146 posts Has Potential To Be Special
    Good troll. Everybody bought it ;D
  • sharmaz
    231 posts Sunday League Hero
    ****
  • Healer
    2434 posts Fans' Favourite
    edited April 2017
    pavan791 wrote: »
    Sorry but that is just pathetic.

    I know, I know, should I confess to him? And how do I do it without making him really mad?

    Just get down on your knees and suck him off. Just the way you've been doing at the Uni to persuade your prof to pass your sorry incompetent arse. Hopefully your brother accepts your offering and forgives ya.

    mate , he's not @Abdulkarim , stop drinking early ffs !!!
    @AlbaGuBrath
  • GoodnightIrene
    3459 posts National Call-Up
    pavan791 wrote: »
    Sorry but that is just pathetic.

    I know, I know, should I confess to him? And how do I do it without making him really mad?

    You said you like seeing him rage so...
  • AlexM1218
    715 posts Semi-Pro
    I do this to my sisters when they are watching Netflix sometimes...gotta get the best connection possible if imma start playing FIFA :#
  • Peter
    26887 posts Player of the Year
    edited April 2017
    Please set up a camera and record his reactions as you disconnect him
  • Erm
    Game over

    Game over man, GAME OVER!

    ;)
  • Dharps19
    1296 posts Play-Off Hero
    Tell him once he does really well in weekend league
  • hayhor1
    14590 posts World Class
    wtf is wrong with people?
  • maTTeOs_mAZzA
    3259 posts National Call-Up
    If I was that worried about failing uni the last thing I would be doing is wasting my time disconnecting someone's connection while they are playing.

    You deserve to fail to be honest.
  • GeezR81
    1106 posts Professional
    Peter wrote: »
    Please set up a camera and record his reactions as you disconnect him

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  • Stkyfngz
    4847 posts National Call-Up
    Just buy him like 20 packs :D
  • princeapalia
    1079 posts Professional
    edited April 2017
    I'm the only one with the admin password in my student house, so whenever they're being filthy and refusing to do washing up, I sometimes kick them off the access list for a while.

    It's pathetic I know, but you have no idea how infuriating it is to not be able to cook in your own kitchen because of the mouldy stuff everywhere.
  • hayhor1
    14590 posts World Class
    Peter wrote: »
    Please set up a camera and record his reactions as you disconnect him

    I like this. Please do it!
  • fluffymnuffy
    12668 posts Has That Special Something
    You are definitely not 25

    Maybe 8, since your age turned sideways would be your stupidity level
  • Aqeel87
    2830 posts Fans' Favourite
    Shame on you, you don't deserve to have brother. I would kill myself before doing that to my little brother.
  • Izzy2K17
    11698 posts Has That Special Something
    Just tell him or at least stop doing it, but don't be suprised if you have your own tape (Hopefully some of you will get this reference)
  • Kove
    4113 posts National Call-Up
    If you are that much of a douche to him, don't be surprised when he bangs your gf on the sly when you are older, or 'borrows' your car, or gets all of the inheritance.

    These things have a way of sorting themselves out generally.
  • Sauce_Richards_
    42 posts Last Pick at the Park
    Hey buddy , In Gods name you did the right thing. I would have done the same thing my self
  • Gromit
    3629 posts National Call-Up
    If i was your brother I'd film the dog licking your toothbrush then show it you a week later.
  • Peter
    26887 posts Player of the Year
    How do people not find this ammusing?

    Its only a game at the end of the day.
  • Denz
    2125 posts Fans' Favourite
    pavan791 wrote: »
    Sorry but that is just pathetic.

    I know, I know, should I confess to him? And how do I do it without making him really mad?

    Call him, if he gets mad just disconnect the call.
  • JayUnited9
    1095 posts Professional
    Peter wrote: »
    How do people not find this ammusing?

    Its only a game at the end of the day.

    Because we're not children. Yes it's only a game but to be 25 years old and get enjoyment from disconnecting the internet so your little brother loses a game of FIFA is incredibly sad. It's not funny, it's just being an unnecessary ****.
  • Dan25
    466 posts Sunday League Hero
    It is funny but maybe you should of only done it for one or two weeks, not the whole year :lol:

    If he rages at the DCs then you've gotta record his reaction when you confess :lol:

    People who take FIFA seriously though will be happy to put you on death row for this.
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