How do you stimulate yourself?

Pabloamar · January 26, 2017 8:07PM

How do you go on with hours of ultimate team and giving it your best... any secrets lol

RayS · January 26, 2017 8:12PM

What

Tsunami85 · January 26, 2017 8:15PM

Stimulate yourself!!

Zuka_Zama · January 26, 2017 8:16PM

I get my wife to do it for me.

Pabloamar · January 26, 2017 8:18PM

This is great I hope all of ya share and try these suggestions out....

RoughPanther · January 26, 2017 8:18PM

well the replies didnt disappoint me one bit..

Mutu10gol · January 26, 2017 8:19PM

Zuka_Zama wrote: »

I get my wife to do it for me.

D3ATHSQUAD · January 26, 2017 8:21PM

Serious Answer: I take a break every 3-4 games for at last 30-45 minutes and do something else.

Real Answer: I usually do it upstairs with my iPad and a towel nearby...

McRaven · January 26, 2017 8:24PM

RayS wrote: »

What

JayWagz · January 26, 2017 8:29PM

I stimulate myself with a gentle rub on the helmet then fap like i've never fapped before

potato_hater · January 26, 2017 8:30PM

Noobs, i do it in between all the dabs that musa does when he scores for me
And then i leave the game and do it even more

Zuka_Zama · January 26, 2017 8:31PM

potato_hater wrote: »

Noobs, i do it in between all the dabs that musa does when he scores for me
And then i leave the game and do it even more

So Musa floats your boat, eh?

FletchSUFC · January 26, 2017 8:32PM

Friction

PelzyWelzy · January 26, 2017 8:32PM

JayWagz wrote: »

I stimulate myself with a gentle rub on the helmet then fap like i've never fapped before

CaptEcuador16 · January 26, 2017 8:33PM

Wtf my original reply was deleted GG

jordy875 · January 26, 2017 8:34PM

I rub my gooch with essential oils

FallXFire · January 26, 2017 8:38PM

I stimulate myself by showering in the tears of my opponent or if I'm not winning (red death voice) by basking in the intense desire to bath in their blood and ashes. Keeps me warm at night.

SSSplendid · January 26, 2017 8:42PM

FallXFire wrote: »

I stimulate myself by showering in the tears of my opponent or if I'm not winning (red death voice) by basking in the intense desire to bath in their blood and ashes. Keeps me warm at night.

Dude you really need to change energy suppliers!

Pepe Le DiLzZ · January 26, 2017 8:44PM

Mutu10gol wrote: »

Zuka_Zama wrote: »

I get my wife to do it for me.

LoPo9 · January 26, 2017 8:55PM

jordy875 wrote: »

I rub my gooch with essential oils

Lol

Thefranchise92 · January 26, 2017 9:03PM

Right hand and lotion

Izzy2K17 · January 26, 2017 9:05PM

Netflix/YouTube breaks

Clancy · January 26, 2017 9:07PM

THC->Food->Fap->THC

rinse and repeat

PsychosisTime · January 26, 2017 9:08PM

I use my right hand sometimes then stimulate with my left just for a little variation.

FletchSUFC · January 26, 2017 9:09PM

D3ATHSQUAD wrote: »

Serious Answer: I take a break every 3-4 games for at last 30-45 minutes and do something else.

Real Answer: I usually do it upstairs with my iPad and a towel nearby...

A towel?! Classy

FallXFire · January 26, 2017 9:10PM

SSSplendid wrote: »

FallXFire wrote: »

I stimulate myself by showering in the tears of my opponent or if I'm not winning (red death voice) by basking in the intense desire to bath in their blood and ashes. Keeps me warm at night.

Dude you really need to change energy suppliers!

Venture brothers refrence lol

gbshow · January 26, 2017 9:26PM

hehe too easy mate

SoundersAllDay · January 26, 2017 9:35PM

How is this thread not closed?

Napoli9 · January 26, 2017 9:35PM

watermelons

HelloDearie · January 26, 2017 10:08PM

RoughPanther wrote: »

well the replies didnt disappoint me one bit..

Choepiechakie · January 26, 2017 10:10PM

I always sit on my hand, so it will fall asleep. It will feel like someone else is doing the job

How do you stimulate yourself?

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