If opponent parks the bus, shhh then dabs, watches all replays, shields in corners etc. then I counter with shhhh into the centre circle and dead fish flop, then watch the replay (regardless of quality of goal) and the cinematic bit after.
If opponent is a sport, knee slide, cartwheels or grab ball, watch replay if its a beauty (if not then skip), skip cinematic stuff.
The shhh dabbers seem to be awful at holding onto leads.
Only watch replays of great goals, never dab unless its Pogbas default animation, but when I encounter the ❤️❤️❤️❤️ that does this, I usually do the hand to the ear celebration. The Dab from aaanyone bar Pogba gives me so.much.motivation you wouldnt believe it. Rarely lose against those tho, so theyll get the ear eventually.
Long shots get a little flick of the wrist, kids playing like a **** get shushed and all replays, guys that give me stupid goals by ground passing out of their box or the such get planked, other goals get point to sky and a tebow celebration thanking the ea gods for allowing me to score said goal
I skip everytime no matter how or when I score and no matter if my opponents was a douche. I get never triggered by my opponents playstyle or celebrations. The only things that make me rage are EA BS. I dont feel I have to show my frustrations to my opponents.
If I score first I just A,A through. No time for celebrations. If they score and dab me and then show replays, players face and let it all run through, I just hold on kickoff until it's done automatically and then when I score I do the same and dab and let things go on automatically. No need for it, but I hate dabs and I hate it when they let everything run through.
Should be an option for no replays or celebrations to switch it off and on.
Skip unless it's a great goal. If he has been an idiot in the game I'll run to half way line and do the big man, reading my phone whilst they finish it and reply.
I skip most unless it's a nice goal then I casually jog up to the corner flag and kick it however if I get dabbed on then I jog to the corner flag everytime I score.
I skip quickly unless my opponent was watching replays/celebrating/wasting time earlier in the match
This. Also the only other time I'll do a "bigger" celebration is if it's a late game winner/equalizer which is usually running to the flag, announcement boards, or camera
Griezmann - hotline bling
Pogba - dab
Ronaldo - jump and turn to stance
Replays are watched if I need a drink or it was awesome.
Replays are skipped if it's a boring one or I'm still behind and need to keep the game flowing.
Excessive celebration and replays if opponent is a nob. I scored a 90th with Martial in weekend league after the guy messaged me at half time with a load of abuse. I ran to the advertising boards and he did the celebration where he stands on and then falls off them into the arms of a load of team mates.
Not gonna lie, i usually do the 2 celebrations the OP mentioned
Only do it to try and get in my opponents head and get them angry, people play worse when they're flustered!
If it's a good close game against someone who isn't a sweaty ❤️❤️❤️❤️ then I won't dab though!
Why don't I ever get to play any of you guys. I just get contact dabbers.
Just played 3 players who all scored first and dabbed and replays. I just let the game drag and don't press A for anything, corners, throw ins, half times. They got the message because 2 of them scored again but no dab and I then proceed to press a and speed the game up. Won 2 and lost 1 and the games maybe longer but hey, I hate dabbers.
Is it babyish, yep, but it's one of my ways of getting the dabbers back.
Rated E For Everyone.
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I usually use LT+RT+A as the goalscorer then thanks the person who provided the assist.
If you score a late go ahead, the Lebron is a must.
Don't see an issue with that! Quite happy to watch opponents goals aswell so I can pick someone to blame in my team instead of myself
If they're a c*nt with their celebrations and replays I will be a c*nt back...
If opponent is a sport, knee slide, cartwheels or grab ball, watch replay if its a beauty (if not then skip), skip cinematic stuff.
The shhh dabbers seem to be awful at holding onto leads.
You said it.
Filth.
Should be an option for no replays or celebrations to switch it off and on.
Fire with fire my friends.
This. Also the only other time I'll do a "bigger" celebration is if it's a late game winner/equalizer which is usually running to the flag, announcement boards, or camera
1. Celebration/Run to pitch camera
2. Full slomo replay
3. Card and name on screen
Sometimes it backfires.. they pause the game going kamikaze all atack but mostly a rage quit
Griezmann - hotline bling
Pogba - dab
Ronaldo - jump and turn to stance
Replays are watched if I need a drink or it was awesome.
Replays are skipped if it's a boring one or I'm still behind and need to keep the game flowing.
Excessive celebration and replays if opponent is a nob. I scored a 90th with Martial in weekend league after the guy messaged me at half time with a load of abuse. I ran to the advertising boards and he did the celebration where he stands on and then falls off them into the arms of a load of team mates.
In the camera is for half girl gay
Only do it to try and get in my opponents head and get them angry, people play worse when they're flustered!
If it's a good close game against someone who isn't a sweaty ❤️❤️❤️❤️ then I won't dab though!
@MrRaptorTurtle
Ouch, my e-feelings have been hurt.
Just played 3 players who all scored first and dabbed and replays. I just let the game drag and don't press A for anything, corners, throw ins, half times. They got the message because 2 of them scored again but no dab and I then proceed to press a and speed the game up. Won 2 and lost 1 and the games maybe longer but hey, I hate dabbers.
Is it babyish, yep, but it's one of my ways of getting the dabbers back.