UT (most can also apply to H2H)
- The only way of scoring is literally either a) counter attacks or b) running through defense. It's so annoying because you NEVER get rewarded for build up play. May as well play a 5-1-4 because the midfield is USELESS.
- The referees are all high on drugs, and all have their heads shoved up their own arses, they call fouls for literally NOTHING. You could be going up for a header, or patting your own teammate on the back and it's a foul.
- Everyone has eyes on the back of their head; you play a pass and an opponent looking away from the ball and not being controlled by the opposition can randomly turn around knowing a pass is being played, then go ahead and intercept the ball easily. And there's NO WAY to stop it, you can't even move your player towards the oncoming pass FFS.
- Sh*t players get rewarded for being
sh*t. Well done having 1 shot on target outside the box and 1 goal vs my 5+ shots on target in the box with 0 goals.
- Another case of the above^. All of my properly timed tackles, guess what? Go RIGHT BACK to the opposition. Has @Rob
let us know if there is ... in fut16? It sure feels like it.
- Keepers run out for NO DAMN REASON, and they just WHACK the damn ball out of bounds instead of PASSING IT LIKE A NORMAL KEEPER. They also randomly run out and head the ball like they're Neuer, but what ends up happening is they turn into Joe Hart and give it straight to the opposition.
- Instead of jumping for headers, players do the dead fish celebration as if they scored.Pro Clubs (short because wrong section, but still relates to title)
- Teammates are always idiots and hog the ball instead of passing
- Captains can move you from CAM to CB because they're all douches.
- Captains can keeper charge, and keep conceding goals.
- Captains can keep offside trapping, which makes your defence move up to halfway.
No tl;dr, don't be a lazy bum.