Hello! We are Double False 9, we are by far the single greatest pro club the Barclays Premier League lounge has ever seen. We stand for sweaty tiki taka, character and philosophy. The club was founded back in the days of 1905 when @hasan09876 and @Xavman's great-great-great-grandparents were having a kick with a ball on a local pitch. After a while Xavman said; "501 sky news mandem in totteham going maddddd burning up fed cars an dem ting dere". Where Flapjack replied with "ai sound bruv", the club had already been created.
Double False 9 has won 1 major throphy, a throphy equivalent to the Carling Cup of the English 6th Division, but, silverware is silverware.
Double False 9 has never had a stadium up untill 2012 when the government of South Sudan unvieled the plans of Stade de Noncé, taking 40% off the entire country's national budget. The stadium was opened in 2015 by famous pop group N.W.A and no-one other than Michael Jackson.
Double False 9 is currently not looking for new players, this thread is only to keep the Premier League lounge uncrowded from unwanted talk of the best part of the game.