Favourite post game insults

futface

Over the past few nights I have been introduced to the wonderful world of post game messages.

I dont really play online but thought I'd give the WW friendlies a go to see if I could get 10 wins.

I won 9 of 12 (not showing off, I consider myself terrible at this game). After 3 or 4 of these games I've received messages from my beaten opponents (I didn't know this was even possible).

I've had 'You pr**k' and a couple of others. My favourite so far has been 'Ur so bad and boring'

What are you favourite insults? and do you partake in back and forth with this stuff?

Djcat

Messages are off

The game is not played by grown ups or people turn in to children

Regardless easy pass

Lewisr32

I love being told I’m a try hard. Well obviously i try hard to win… that’s literally the point of the game.

graff26lfc

your only going to get answers from the egocentric here i keep my messages off

A5B

Funnily enough the only rage messages I’ve gotten in recent memory have both been from that Jakeem guy that used to be on the forums posting his African teams and complaining 24/7

Delboy13710

graff26lfc wrote: »

your only going to get answers from the egocentric here i keep my messages off

Messages off for last 2 seasons . No more people messaging begging for wins or being insulted by pubescent kids .

Riotiga

Can't be bothered to censor his username since it's generic enough anyway.

Jfo88

futface

Riotiga wrote: »

Can't be bothered to censor his username since it's generic enough anyway.

Well that is just stunning, and I thank you for sharing.

I dont know why you would ever turn off messages, this stuff is gold

Riotiga

futface wrote: »

Riotiga wrote: »

Can't be bothered to censor his username since it's generic enough anyway.

Well that is just stunning, and I thank you for sharing.

I dont know why you would ever turn off messages, this stuff is gold

Right? I set it so that only friends can message me, so when my opponent send me a friend request after match of course I would gladly accept since I already know what's coming lol

futface

Riotiga wrote: »

futface wrote: »

Riotiga wrote: »

Can't be bothered to censor his username since it's generic enough anyway.

Well that is just stunning, and I thank you for sharing.

I dont know why you would ever turn off messages, this stuff is gold

Right? I set it so that only friends can message me, so when my opponent send me a friend request after match of course I would gladly accept since I already know what's coming lol

Oh wow, I want really a 'friend' like that

If you beat me or i beat you we go our separate ways and life moves on but if someone wants to message me an insult after the game then oh baby i'm gonna be all over it

False_Nine

I’ve got messages off, but I did decide to engage in some mind games last year by changing my profile picture to the little girl dog from Paw Patrol. Just imagining my opponent sitting there feeling humbled gave me a few good laughs.

futface

False_Nine wrote: »

I’ve got messages off, but I did decide to engage in some mind games last year by changing my profile picture to the little girl dog from Paw Patrol. Just imagining my opponent sitting there feeling humbled gave me a few good laughs.

Well this is outstanding too, I have so much to learn, there are so many opportunities to have fun with this

ArsleWenger

Ive had a guy writing to me for 7 months once a week asking me ”did you get 17-3 this week?”, because I told him I got 17-3 in futchamps when he wrote to me I should go play sb on beginner

SeñorCatflap

I had a guy message me after I beat him 3-2 the other day.

"Good game mate!"

SeñorCatflap

ArsleWenger wrote: »

Ive had a guy writing to me for 7 months once a week asking me ”did you get 17-3 this week?”, because I told him I got 17-3 in futchamps when he wrote to me I should go play sb on beginner

Maybe he put a curse on you and wanted to see if it was working 😅

Thefranchise92

Riotiga wrote: »

Can't be bothered to censor his username since it's generic enough anyway.

This tickled me man was asking him to make team alterations before the rematch

Remove your viera 😂😂😂

False_Nine

futface wrote: »

False_Nine wrote: »

I’ve got messages off, but I did decide to engage in some mind games last year by changing my profile picture to the little girl dog from Paw Patrol. Just imagining my opponent sitting there feeling humbled gave me a few good laughs.

Well this is outstanding too, I have so much to learn, there are so many opportunities to have fun with this

Don’t forget the classics like “What the hell? I thought I was playing Squad Battles…” for when they message you to say you suck after you’ve beaten them. And my personal favourite for when you get the skill spamming, 1 depth, “RTG” dopes to rage quit: “Thanks for letting me win. I know no one could be that bad if they were actually trying…” to really twist that knife.

Thefranchise92

when wl was semi competitive I had messages on had a few times when losers would invite me to parties or there mates would after games but I turned them off forever when I was beating someone convincingly until his mates spammed me with invites. Couldn’t see the screen. Lost obviously and turned them off. I do miss it though have made a few friends from people who are open minded.

But can’t get my head around cheating

ArsleWenger

SeñorCatflap wrote: »

ArsleWenger wrote: »

Ive had a guy writing to me for 7 months once a week asking me ”did you get 17-3 this week?”, because I told him I got 17-3 in futchamps when he wrote to me I should go play sb on beginner

Maybe he put a curse on you and wanted to see if it was working 😅

Well he stopped in november this year after I answered him by sending a pic of me getting 20-0😂 so it didnt work

SuperJames9005

Cross play is good becuz at least noobs from other platforms cannot msg you.

Kouli06

These are my most recent ones 😂🤷‍♂️

One kid i didn’t even play him 😂

verdolaga

Djcat wrote: »

Messages are off

The game is not played by grown ups or people turn in to children

Regardless easy pass

Dbdynsty

False_Nine wrote: »

I’ve got messages off, but I did decide to engage in some mind games last year by changing my profile picture to the little girl dog from Paw Patrol. Just imagining my opponent sitting there feeling humbled gave me a few good laughs.

You say little girl dog like you didn't know her name was Sky. LOL. Yup, had a toddler that went through that phase.

Mic2904

Messages switched off.

TopLad69

This was after I was losing 2-0 so I started holding the ball with my keeper, he got frustrated and went for a slide tackle but I turned last second and his Smolarek got sent off.

Then I managed to be leading 4-3 and last min he's through on goal and I hack him down from behind. Hahahaha

Dinks

Your nan wears shin pads made me chuckle