ANTI-FOOTBALL FIFA 23 THREAD

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SeanDycheIsGod
347 posts Sunday League Hero
edited October 2022
Love to time waste? Love not scoring goals? Love some Brexit tackles and finishing on 4 red cards? Then this is the home for you.

3atb, 4atb. No. Not here. This is a 5atb or die system.

Don't believe me?!?!?! Just ask current leading Bundesliga side Union Berlin. Oh yea also leading on lowest possession. So trust me, it works in FIFA too.
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Losing patience trying to pretend FIFA is fair or realistic? Try some Anti-football! You may not win a game but neither will your opponent. Open discussion for all to come and discuss their terrible approach to FIFA. Keep those inboxes open and let the hate mail flow.

Here's a guide we wrote for you guys
https://reddit.com/r/FIFA/comments/ydrbrk/its_back_fifa_23_antifootball_guide/
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  • SeanDycheIsGod
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
    Going to kick the thread off with this bus. 00ahnnmujgtd.png

    Drop back 5 depth 5 width
    Longball
    Direct
    Get back on defense on every player. Just stop the opposition from attacking or getting anywhere close to your net at all cost! I see most games out till very late and either don't have enough players to finish or smash 1 behind is defense for a goal and hold the 1-0 for my dear life.
  • SeanDycheIsGod
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
  • Ncliverbirds
    421 posts Sunday League Hero
    This is not me but this is great!!
  • broxigaz
    3657 posts National Call-Up
    You paid for the game m8 your entitled to play it any way you want, and the thread is interesting grabs popcorn.
  • SeanDycheIsGod
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
    This is not me but this is great!!

    cheers. you give 541 a go this year? solid
  • SeanDycheIsGod
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
    broxigaz wrote: »
    You paid for the game m8 your entitled to play it any way you want, and the thread is interesting grabs popcorn.

    exactly. don't hate the player, hate the game!
  • NornIron
    16089 posts World Class
    edited October 2022
    Did you look at @Pass And Pass destroy all formation guide and tactics 1 depth 1 width looks good. Full bars players get forward. That's years of research right there.
  • SeanDycheIsGod
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
    NornIron wrote: »
    Did you look at @Pass And Pass destroy all formation guide and tactics 1 depth 1 width looks good. Full bars players get forward. That's years of research right there.
    lol what the actual fuck.

    ive written a few guides on reddit for anyone who browses there. maybe he's my lost brother

  • SeanDycheIsGod
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
    made a new club for nothing but this and got Benzema first pack..


    not enough defense on him so he won't see a game.
  • broxigaz
    3657 posts National Call-Up
    🤣
  • BasketCase9483
    1302 posts Professional
    edited October 2022
    Most interesting thing I learnt in this thread is that Fellaini can apparently be played as a striker, meanwhile you got guys like Messi who played as a central player for half of their career and can’t be played there.

  • SeanDycheIsGod
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
    Most interesting thing I learnt in this thread is that Fellaini can apparently be played as a striker, meanwhile you got guys like Messi who played as a central player for half of their career and can’t be played there.

    yea, not a proper ST
  • METH
    2379 posts Fans' Favourite
    Need more Spurs players and Conte has manager
  • SeanDycheIsGod
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
    Absolute ruining peoples day in D9 atm.

    Playing 541. Pass around the back off kickoff. Get lots of fouls by the halfway mark, then off their misplaced 2 yard pass free kicks. goals goals goals
  • Chakana
    626 posts An Exciting Prospect
    Can we get some of your magical custom tactics + instructions, please?
  • nextqprmanager
    3795 posts National Call-Up
    When I`m frustrated, I would like to injure my opponent`s players`, but I can`t.
  • xCDHx
    1621 posts Play-Off Hero
    Bring back the Dab!
  • SeanDycheIsGod
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
    Chakana wrote: »
    Can we get some of your magical custom tactics + instructions, please?

    532. 1 target man 1 fast guy. Could go 2 and do actual clearances (they don't lock onto defenders either) and sweep up goals.

    541. through ball the living hell out of the fast striker.

    midfield defense stay back of course. Creates for solid passing game when you're time wasting at the back.

    Ill experiment more with what works best in repetitive situations but I do 5/5/5 on width depth and width. press after ball loss OR drop back. Long Ball / Direct passing.

    More practical approach 433 (2cdm) and SMASH it to your target man every time, with full power LB+Y flick ons out to your wingers. absolute blast playing this way. If you got pace on the sides and do stay forward on just your attackers, you'll have a chance to score every hoof you win!



  • SeanDycheIsGod
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
    xCDHx wrote: »
    Bring back the Dab!

    hahahhahah. need to really bring back the 1min 24 sec celebration by running into the corner of the net... or dare I say..

    DOUBLE ARM WINDMILL!?!?!
  • SeanDycheIsGod
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
    Turn and zoom is a must. Terribly slow and I timed it 13 seconds to take hahahahaha
  • Chakana
    626 posts An Exciting Prospect
    Alright. I actually got kind of inspired by your aggressive and negative approach. Makes people like you and me very happy.

    Sheraldo Becker just got an amazing Rulebreaker SBC and I'm considering doing him. Union Berlin is leading the Bundesliga by playing like this. They have the lowest avg. possession in the league but yet lead and only conceded 6 goals in 10 games (best in the league). Becker is a big reason. You should complete the SBC.

    We could recreate Union Berlin custom tactics in FIFA and absolutely ruin everyone's game. Ready?

  • SeanDycheIsGod
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
    Chakana wrote: »
    Alright. I actually got kind of inspired by your aggressive and negative approach. Makes people like you and me very happy.

    Sheraldo Becker just got an amazing Rulebreaker SBC and I'm considering doing him. Union Berlin is leading the Bundesliga by playing like this. They have the lowest avg. possession in the league but yet lead and only conceded 6 goals in 10 games (best in the league). Becker is a big reason. You should complete the SBC.

    We could recreate Union Berlin custom tactics in FIFA and absolutely ruin everyone's game. Ready?

    and people say its unpractical. Would love someone from the ticket trash appreciation thread to come start a fight
  • SeeYouCheeky
    340 posts Sunday League Hero
    This is so toxic. But I love it 😍 also with 10 mins to go and drawing maybe do a custom
    Tactic to push everyone toward and shock your opponent get 1 goal and revert back to the drop back tactic 🔥
  • nextqprmanager
    3795 posts National Call-Up
    Pulis+Delap times intimidating Wenger!
  • SeanDycheIsGod
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
    This is so toxic. But I love it 😍 also with 10 mins to go and drawing maybe do a custom
    Tactic to push everyone toward and shock your opponent get 1 goal and revert back to the drop back tactic 🔥

    genius mate. so simple yet beyond the creative capability of 99% of players. you deserve the win
  • Bob_Bobson
    5023 posts Big Money Move
    This thread has the potential to be a game changer for everyone. I fully support all endeavours here!
  • SeeYouCheeky
    340 posts Sunday League Hero
    This is so toxic. But I love it 😍 also with 10 mins to go and drawing maybe do a custom
    Tactic to push everyone toward and shock your opponent get 1 goal and revert back to the drop back tactic 🔥

    genius mate. so simple yet beyond the creative capability of 99% of players. you deserve the win

    Works a treat mate, surprising how many people quit in the 90th min 😂 keeping the ball in the corner flag does wonders
  • SeanDycheIsGod
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
    Pulis+Delap times intimidating Wenger!


    Bob_Bobson wrote: »
    This thread has the potential to be a game changer for everyone. I fully support all endeavours here!

    great minds think alike
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