FIFA Forum/ internet Urban Slang Dictionary and Acronyms for beginners aka Noobs😀

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As an old fart I struggle to keep up with all the slangs and Acronyms.
Which ones do you like or hate also can we compile a list for beginners please.

I personally hate : Cracked whats cracked?
And whats Rover ? It used to be a dog 🐕 or a car 🚗 in my generation .
What or who is 🐀 Rats?

Comments

  • RuddyElmate2022
    2305 posts Fans' Favourite
    Basically cracked is a term to sucker us all in on player picks, the amount of times I’ve been told picks are cracked and end up with 10 75 rated rare gold is unbelievable. I fall for it every time.
  • RuddyElmate2022
    2305 posts Fans' Favourite
    Jackwc is actually right though.
  • john_d_efc
    3950 posts National Call-Up
    edited January 15
    Jackwc wrote: »
    Cracked= @David12344 pack luck
    Rover= someone who purposely doesn’t get promoted.
    Rat= @ManUnitedBarnes

    Genuinely choked on my water reading this
  • Bob_Bobson
    3701 posts National Call-Up
    "cracked" is more of a general gaming term than a fifa one. Actually think it goes back to ye olde days in the military in which someone could be described as being a "crack shot". Also exists today in Spanish and possibly Italian to describe an extraordinary footballer ("un crack").

    I'm just awake so apologies for the random nonsense.


    And "crafting" icons is one that annoys me. You're not creating anything... You're spending hours putting virtual cards into a puzzle to receive the prize of disappointment.
  • Jackwc wrote: »
    Cracked= @David12344 pack luck
    Rover= someone who purposely doesn’t get promoted.
    Rat= @ManUnitedBarnes

    😆 lol ...
    Rover ?? So you just cruise around in your range rover of the verges of division 1.
  • Sjonhinho
    589 posts An Exciting Prospect
    L1+R1 after goal = Gentleman
  • David12344
    21069 posts Club Captain
    Jackwc wrote: »
    Cracked= @David12344 pack luck
    Rover= someone who purposely doesn’t get promoted.
    Rat= @ManUnitedBarnes

    E7482979-6325-4890-9227-81-C30-C57456-E.gif
  • And grinding ...
    I mean I did some grinding of my own in my younger days and got three kids to show for it.
  • Sjonhinho wrote: »
    L1+R1 after goal = Gentleman

    Not many about nowadays ;)
  • RTG20
    1743 posts Play-Off Hero
    Tap In = Type of Goals Tapnaldo scores
    Tapnaldo = The true name of "Cristiano Ronaldo"
    Tapchester United = The team Tapnaldo plays for
    Fraudnandes = The true name of "Bruno Fernandes"
    Washed Up = Tapchester United

    :joy:
  • Bob_Bobson wrote: »
    "cracked" is more of a general gaming term than a fifa one. Actually think it goes back to ye olde days in the military in which someone could be described as being a "crack shot". Also exists today in Spanish and possibly Italian to describe an extraordinary footballer ("un crack").

    I'm just awake so apologies for the random nonsense.


    And "crafting" icons is one that annoys me. You're not creating anything... You're spending hours putting virtual cards into a puzzle to receive the prize of disappointment.

    Yes especially when a youtuber says crafting for free lol what's free about it ??
  • Anadin7
    1558 posts Play-Off Hero
    RTG20 wrote: »
    Tap In = Type of Goals Tapnaldo scores
    Tapnaldo = The true name of "Cristiano Ronaldo"
    Tapchester United = The team Tapnaldo plays for
    Fraudnandes = The true name of "Bruno Fernandes"
    Washed Up = Tapchester United

    :joy:

    Melt ≠ someone who drones on and on to the point of mental exhaustion.
  • RTG20 wrote: »
    Tap In = Type of Goals Tapnaldo scores
    Tapnaldo = The true name of "Cristiano Ronaldo"
    Tapchester United = The team Tapnaldo plays for
    Fraudnandes = The true name of "Bruno Fernandes"
    Washed Up = Tapchester United

    :joy:

    Shots fired 😳
  • Anadin7 wrote: »
    RTG20 wrote: »
    Tap In = Type of Goals Tapnaldo scores
    Tapnaldo = The true name of "Cristiano Ronaldo"
    Tapchester United = The team Tapnaldo plays for
    Fraudnandes = The true name of "Bruno Fernandes"
    Washed Up = Tapchester United

    :joy:

    Melt ≠ someone who drones on and on to the point of mental exhaustion.

    Lol 😆
  • David12344
    21069 posts Club Captain
    RTG20 wrote: »
    Tap In = Type of Goals Tapnaldo scores
    Tapnaldo = The true name of "Cristiano Ronaldo"
    Tapchester United = The team Tapnaldo plays for
    Fraudnandes = The true name of "Bruno Fernandes"
    Washed Up = Tapchester United

    :joy:

    😂
  • Bob_Bobson
    3701 posts National Call-Up
    Bob_Bobson wrote: »
    "cracked" is more of a general gaming term than a fifa one. Actually think it goes back to ye olde days in the military in which someone could be described as being a "crack shot". Also exists today in Spanish and possibly Italian to describe an extraordinary footballer ("un crack").

    I'm just awake so apologies for the random nonsense.


    And "crafting" icons is one that annoys me. You're not creating anything... You're spending hours putting virtual cards into a puzzle to receive the prize of disappointment.

    Yes especially when a youtuber says crafting for free lol what's free about it ??

    "SPAM DUBS IN THE CHAT, FAM!"
  • Bob_Bobson wrote: »
    Bob_Bobson wrote: »
    "cracked" is more of a general gaming term than a fifa one. Actually think it goes back to ye olde days in the military in which someone could be described as being a "crack shot". Also exists today in Spanish and possibly Italian to describe an extraordinary footballer ("un crack").

    I'm just awake so apologies for the random nonsense.


    And "crafting" icons is one that annoys me. You're not creating anything... You're spending hours putting virtual cards into a puzzle to receive the prize of disappointment.

    Yes especially when a youtuber says crafting for free lol what's free about it ??

    "SPAM DUBS IN THE CHAT, FAM!"

    Castro is that you ??
    Still don't know what a Dub is btw ?
  • Bob_Bobson
    3701 posts National Call-Up
    Bob_Bobson wrote: »
    Bob_Bobson wrote: »
    "cracked" is more of a general gaming term than a fifa one. Actually think it goes back to ye olde days in the military in which someone could be described as being a "crack shot". Also exists today in Spanish and possibly Italian to describe an extraordinary footballer ("un crack").

    I'm just awake so apologies for the random nonsense.


    And "crafting" icons is one that annoys me. You're not creating anything... You're spending hours putting virtual cards into a puzzle to receive the prize of disappointment.

    Yes especially when a youtuber says crafting for free lol what's free about it ??

    "SPAM DUBS IN THE CHAT, FAM!"

    Castro is that you ??
    Still don't know what a Dub is btw ?

    I'd happily take his Twitch/YouTube income. Less so the awful facial hair and the fact he's about 3ft tall.

    W
  • Wegonaget
    1041 posts Professional
    Git gud = keyboard warriors

    I'm a warrior
  • Bob_Bobson wrote: »
    Bob_Bobson wrote: »
    Bob_Bobson wrote: »
    "cracked" is more of a general gaming term than a fifa one. Actually think it goes back to ye olde days in the military in which someone could be described as being a "crack shot". Also exists today in Spanish and possibly Italian to describe an extraordinary footballer ("un crack").

    I'm just awake so apologies for the random nonsense.


    And "crafting" icons is one that annoys me. You're not creating anything... You're spending hours putting virtual cards into a puzzle to receive the prize of disappointment.

    Yes especially when a youtuber says crafting for free lol what's free about it ??

    "SPAM DUBS IN THE CHAT, FAM!"

    Castro is that you ??
    Still don't know what a Dub is btw ?

    I'd happily take his Twitch/YouTube income. Less so the awful facial hair and the fact he's about 3ft tall.

    W

    Looks like someone genuinely glued some pubes to his face lol.
    But fair dues he has done well for himself
  • Wegonaget wrote: »
    Git gud = keyboard warriors

    I'm a warrior

    That's an annoying one tbh
  • Thefranchise92
    8403 posts League Winner
    Virgin/ nerd = anyone that’s better than you that can’t take accountability for.

  • Robertjames86
    2050 posts Fans' Favourite
    RTG20 wrote: »
    Tap In = Type of Goals Tapnaldo scores
    Tapnaldo = The true name of "Cristiano Ronaldo"
    Tapchester United = The team Tapnaldo plays for
    Fraudnandes = The true name of "Bruno Fernandes"
    Washed Up = Tapchester United

    :joy:

    Embarrassing humiliation- getting thumped 6-1 by a group of Norwegian part timers nobody has ever heard off.
  • RTG20 wrote: »
    Tap In = Type of Goals Tapnaldo scores
    Tapnaldo = The true name of "Cristiano Ronaldo"
    Tapchester United = The team Tapnaldo plays for
    Fraudnandes = The true name of "Bruno Fernandes"
    Washed Up = Tapchester United

    :joy:

    In 3 hours I will be in touching distance of them (villa Park front row seat )
    I'll let you know.

    UTV
  • WallStreetGamer
    429 posts Sunday League Hero
    Y’all be like: “Just grinding the BPM to get fodder to craft some meta babys and mids for my goat starting 11” meta drop back through ball spamming rats! :D
  • Y’all be like: “Just grinding the BPM to get fodder to craft some meta babys and mids for my goat starting 11” meta drop back through ball spamming rats! :D

    Lol nice one
    Now we just need a translator :p
  • SeñorCatflap
    1936 posts Play-Off Hero
    Rover is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
  • Team Sam
    4086 posts National Call-Up
    Bob_Bobson wrote: »
    Bob_Bobson wrote: »
    "cracked" is more of a general gaming term than a fifa one. Actually think it goes back to ye olde days in the military in which someone could be described as being a "crack shot". Also exists today in Spanish and possibly Italian to describe an extraordinary footballer ("un crack").

    I'm just awake so apologies for the random nonsense.


    And "crafting" icons is one that annoys me. You're not creating anything... You're spending hours putting virtual cards into a puzzle to receive the prize of disappointment.

    Yes especially when a youtuber says crafting for free lol what's free about it ??

    "SPAM DUBS IN THE CHAT, FAM!"

    Castro is that you ??
    Still don't know what a Dub is btw ?

    Dub took me a while to understand, other than knowing it meant something good.

    Realised it's short for saying the letter W "double-you".

    So a "dub" is short for W, which is short for Win
  • fussydutchman
    2206 posts Fans' Favourite
    Can everyone please stop using “clear”……thanks.

    Never seen a term become overused so quickly.
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