I will start....
Confession 1 - I use Varane and Mendy. I have done since they were affordable. I enjoy playing with them as they are so good and It is unlikely they will leave my team any time soon. If you can't beat them join them even though I can easily afford to upgrade. I am part of the problem.
Confession 2 - I do sometimes deliberately hold the ball in the corner over and over winning corner after corner to make the game extra long when I have finally beaten a really sweaty opponent. Think my record was like 8 mins overtime.
Lets keep it light hearted chaps I am only here for a laugh!