Clown #1 - “Ok guys let’s brain storm here. We need to be as useless as possible here so we can infuriate our consumers. Any ideas?
Clown #2 - “I think we should allow the servers to boot the players offline right at the end of their game. Preferably when they’re trying to compete obj. Also, during WL we should boot players off the servers who have at least 4 bars of connection when they’re winning. And then! We can give them an error message saying that We will be decreasing the amount of coins they receive from future wins” 😆😆😆
Clowns 1-100 “that’s a fantastic idea!!!”
I wonder if EA is hiring. I’ll sit around and do nothing at all and maybe things will improve.