You know what, Rivaldo?

NonFlyingDutchman
435 posts Sunday League Hero
When that cross, who is obviously out of your reach, flies by the back post - I would prefer if you would stay on your dang feet instead of going in all gung ho with that silly ninja style scissor kick attempt - you know, since I did not press a single button telling you to do that s***.

I would much prefer you following my instructions (for once), and making a turn and a sprint towards the loose ball instead.

Cheers.

Comments

  • RayS
    37524 posts International Superstar
    I am sorry, boss, I will do better next time. Maybe.
    -Rivaldo
  • NonFlyingDutchman
    435 posts Sunday League Hero
    I’ve heard it before, man, but have yet to see you come through on your word. Seriously thinking of replacing you with that 20 year old french kid, so you’d better get your s*** together.

    You’ll have a few more chances tonight, but disappoint me again, and you’re out.

    Oh - and knock of the acting as well. Turkey remembers, as does the rest of the world.
  • RayS
    37524 posts International Superstar
    I'm doing my best, boss, I promise. Also that ball really did hit me in the face in 02 :'(
    -Rivaldo
  • Headshrinker363
    6025 posts Big Money Move
    Sounds like you need a NonFlyingBrazilian.
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