Out of morbid fascination this but what is it that causes old and young mostly men (presumably??) to act like little girls when choosing either to opt for the home or the away side in the lobby prior to a drop in match?
In a way I can kind of at least partially understand the ‘I’m not clicking ready till you click ready’ thing and even the ‘look how hilarious and zany I am going from one side to the other and then back again’. I don’t appreciate it but I can imagine how in their head it is a kind of one man protest or incredibly funny respectively but not choosing either side baffles me. What is it they are waiting for?
As if it isn’t a tedious enough experience once you are actually in and playing. I say playing, it is usually more a case of watching them franticly chase the ball around like kids tend to in real life when playing. Just a mass of bodies, moving as one, and going roughly wherever the ball goes. Because everyone knows football is a game involving 22 individuals who are a team of one and where Fifa is concerned the actual game is a matter of each team/individual retaining possession of the ball for as long as possible, this usually involves a lengthy succession of unnecessary skill moves, then re-joining the throng chasing it once lost. And repeat, over and over again, until the final whistle, left to only wonder why no one befriends you afterwards and wants you to join their club. : (