Hi peeps, last year I spent mucho wonga into converting my garage into a man cave.
This was to be my superman fortress of solitude. A place where I could play my PS4, watch movies on my 65 inch 4k TV ( a bit of blue for the lads) but above all a place where my bitching wife would stop moaning that I wasn't David Beckham 😉🤣.
Anyway, it all meant butkuss as my son got himself a large corner of the cave and set up home.
Now when I read threads about all the douch bags that play FIFA, the dabbers, draggers, sweaters and all around ****, I wonder who these types are. Well wonder no more. They're my son and his mates at 13 years old!!!!!!
From what I can hear and from what I've seen myself, the joy they get out of pi$$ing off each other, or anyone else they play is akin to a good single malt (a £40 one mind you).
They even talk to each other whilst they're being douche bags and it's party time.
They all have a Musa, Lucas and Lozano ready to come on to play with Vardy and any other speedster.
Now I hope it's not just my son's who's a douch teenager playing FIFA (I'm a bad parent if so), however it possible that most **** I play are young kids, so it may help me not getting annoyed if I think the person being a **** is only a kid...
Just chewing the fat chaps.
Peace out 😀