“Oh what the ****”, “stop opening your legs!”, “that’s not where I aimed that” are pretty frequent. I’m trying to get better at saying “that was my fault” and “I shouldn’t have passed that there” or “that was a good goal”. It’s a work in progress
I don't talk out loud when I'm playing, but I have a running commentary of the game in my head to keep me focused... it actually helps me see what I'm doing wrong and to pick out passes that I may not usually see
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Or
“Of course he saves that”
"ouch"
Another one of mine:
“Who the hell are you passing to?!”
Don’t
"only have myself to blame for conceding that goal"
not sarcasm either
"what the **** was that"
"not this **** again"
"why wont he move his feet"
"Right, cos that's realistic"