You filthy b*stard. He's talking about going for a number one or two. Lenin would be disgusted.
I've also been out having a wee in a cubicle that didn't lock...two guys and a girl open the door...one of them goes "can you hurry up? We're going to have a threesome" Another traumatic toilet experience.
Depends where they are, how well maintained they are, what level of desperation I'm at, and how intoxicated I am.
Generally I'm hardly ever more than an hour from home, so a poo can wait till I get there, for a wee, I'll go anywhere as long as I'm not paddling through other people's piddle puddle to get to the urinal.
Pretty much pass all manner of places on the way home so I can stop and find somewhere clean to do my business, my favourite is The Red Cow Richmond, their bogs are right by the back door so can get in and out without the bar staff demanding you buy a drink
Depends where they are, how well maintained they are, what level of desperation I'm at, and how intoxicated I am.
Generally I'm hardly ever more than an hour from home, so a poo can wait till I get there, for a wee, I'll go anywhere as long as I'm not paddling through other people's piddle puddle to get to the urinal.
Pretty much pass all manner of places on the way home so I can stop and find somewhere clean to do my business, my favourite is The Red Cow Richmond, their bogs are right by the back door so can get in and out without the bar staff demanding you buy a drink
You filthy b*stard. He's talking about going for a number one or two. Lenin would be disgusted.
I've also been out having a wee in a cubicle that didn't lock...two guys and a girl open the door...one of them goes "can you hurry up? We're going to have a threesome" Another traumatic toilet experience.
Depends where they are, how well maintained they are, what level of desperation I'm at, and how intoxicated I am.
Generally I'm hardly ever more than an hour from home, so a poo can wait till I get there, for a wee, I'll go anywhere as long as I'm not paddling through other people's piddle puddle to get to the urinal.
Pretty much pass all manner of places on the way home so I can stop and find somewhere clean to do my business, my favourite is The Red Cow Richmond, their bogs are right by the back door so can get in and out without the bar staff demanding you buy a drink
Football stadiums are usually the worst for that
Stamford Bridge ones aren't too bad for it, to be honest.
You filthy b*stard. He's talking about going for a number one or two. Lenin would be disgusted.
I've also been out having a wee in a cubicle that didn't lock...two guys and a girl open the door...one of them goes "can you hurry up? We're going to have a threesome" Another traumatic toilet experience.
Rated E For Everyone.
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You filthy b*stard. He's talking about going for a number one or two. Lenin would be disgusted.
There was also a used condom and vomit once in the toilets at my uni halls.
Traumatic
Is that what happened to you on your trip to India?
Ohh yea there's a horrible place
I've also been out having a wee in a cubicle that didn't lock...two guys and a girl open the door...one of them goes "can you hurry up? We're going to have a threesome" Another traumatic toilet experience.
What fine establishment do you work in then?
deffo greggs, their steak bakes can do some damage
I work in an office, anyway it was gross. Offices are a hive of grossness tbh. Mould on plates etc .
Is there no dishwasher?
People just leave them, then complain when the cleaners move stuff or wash it.
Generally I'm hardly ever more than an hour from home, so a poo can wait till I get there, for a wee, I'll go anywhere as long as I'm not paddling through other people's piddle puddle to get to the urinal.
Pretty much pass all manner of places on the way home so I can stop and find somewhere clean to do my business, my favourite is The Red Cow Richmond, their bogs are right by the back door so can get in and out without the bar staff demanding you buy a drink
Football stadiums are usually the worst for that
Surprised you didn't join them and watched.
Stamford Bridge ones aren't too bad for it, to be honest.
Better manners in West London I suppose
Sip away at my bath water as the voyeur