You have all come across the PTB/low pressure brigade by now.
You know where the defence sits in their own box for the whole game.
Now, I am sick of breaking through what seems to the last line only to realise that was actually his midfield
Anyway, I have Kluivert up top, why on earth is he not sat up there with them? I've got stay forward/get in behind etc.
It would really make them think twice about playing this boring negative tactic with Pat sat next to them instantly within yards of goal.