Favorite commentary line

145 posts Has Potential To Be Special
What has been your favorite commentary line from current or previous FIFAs mine has to be "he's beaten the wall he's beaten the goalie but unfortunately he's also beaten the post."


  • ZeFeZ
    3015 posts National Call-Up
    "They're passing like it's a computer game"

    Are you even serious?
  • Campino
    29873 posts National Team Captain
    I hate all of the commentary

    Especially the bit where they bang on about going to see the "talented guys at EA"
  • Edu
    7501 posts League Winner
    PelEEEEEEEEEEEEE. The king of Football.
  • LeonidasJB
    21329 posts Club Captain
    "it's like a video game the way the ball came back to him". Well something like that, usually as the AI taps in a rebound
  • A Very Pretty Man
    1759 posts Play-Off Hero
    Whenever they talk about momentum
  • JimmyVulmer
    6653 posts Big Money Move
    "WEAH!!" - Martin Tyler
  • DarthGrowler
    17076 posts World Class
    Greee ezzz man
  • Edu
    7501 posts League Winner
    Offline when the AI start parking the bus.
    0-0 the CPU start to annoys you parking the bus.
  • Flipsyde
    976 posts Semi-Pro
    That bit when they talk about the World Cup a lot when a specific player gets the ball.
  • rblue
    3172 posts National Call-Up
    the same line im applying to my history exam tommorow: you've got to buy a ticket to win the lottery
  • Pugzilla
    17329 posts World Class
    "He is going to get his message across the ref..."


    "The referee is not going to stand any nonsense..."

    After some fouls, always gets me smiling.
  • Shane
    24161 posts Player of the Year
    the one I hate most is:

    "STURRRRRIDGGGGGEEE!" because it usually means I'm about to conceed a stupid goal
  • Dan is Clutch
    33907 posts National Team Captain
    "I've had the misfortune of losing a semi"
  • Diggy
    15537 posts World Class
    When the commentator calls Thierry (H)enry 'Henry'

    Actually that will be sadly missed unless....
  • Azof
    20062 posts Club Captain
    Bacary Sagna with a strong tackle
  • MikeM
    488 posts An Exciting Prospect
    Clive Tyldesley - He was aiming for the corner, of the goal ... not the stand.
    Clive Tyldesley - They're not waving the white flag just yet, but they are unfurling it.
    Clive Tyldesley - The morning papers describe this as a friendly match, we'll see how friendly it is when the first tackles start flying in.
    John Motson (FIFA96) - And the virtual players go down the virtual tunnel, I wonder what happens to them when they get in there?
    John Motson - And like an archaeologist, this keeper's career is in ruins.
    Andy Gray - I said he was on a rocky peg, rocks for brains. (after a player is sent off)
  • La flama blanca
    412 posts Sunday League Hero
    The way they say "sol Campbell" when he wins a header from a corner
  • Benjog88
    1590 posts Play-Off Hero
    "I've had the misfortune of losing a semi"

    it almost softens the blow of being knocked out of the cup that line, gets me every time
  • NejvetsiBorec
    1198 posts Professional
    The line with the momentum.

    Its usually followed by at least 20 minutes in which I cant play a simple pass, miss all my tackles and fail all my first touches.
  • Dan is Clutch
    33907 posts National Team Captain
    Benjog88 wrote: »
    "I've had the misfortune of losing a semi"

    it almost softens the blow of being knocked out of the cup that line, gets me every time
    Definitely mate! I'm annoyed at myself for losing and then Alan Smith comes out with that line and it just makes it all worth it. :D
  • Freestyle
    347 posts Sunday League Hero
    *Keeper catches the weakest of shots*
    "This is one of his best ever saves!"
  • FRSM00
    5839 posts Big Money Move
    It was like Alan Smith in his prime.
  • The one about the world cup.... :pensive:
  • LeonidasJB
    21329 posts Club Captain
    "they thought they where just being patient, but they where actually being laxidazical(I think it is spelt something like that)"
  • Karma
    5021 posts Big Money Move

    always great to hear on fifa.


    would you believe it!!!


    every other goal henry scored which left commentators struggling to find superlatives.
  • "I've missed a few of those in my days" after an empty net tap in
  • Nicholas Man
    137 posts Has Potential To Be Special
    Whenever Ljungberg scores, which is very rare for me.
    "That's a Freddie Ljungberg Goal!"
    It's what I look forward to when I play.
  • EGY-Aviatorz
    5162 posts Big Money Move
    edited May 2015
    Here it is
    Leicester about to take a penalty , to ensure they go to wembley for the playoff finale

    Commentator : Leicester City go to Wembley , and its the end for Watford ....[/quote]

    * some silence *

    Commentator : Knockaert Takes , Almunia Saves ... ALMUNIA SAVES AGAIN !

    * fans go mad *

    Commentator : Absoluetly Astonishing

    Commentator : Now Here Come Watford

    Commentator : Forestieri..

    Commentator : HERE'S HOGG !


    Commentator : Do not scratch your eyes! You are really seeing the most extraordinary finish here!

    Commentator : It Almost Mirrors the Final Day !

    * just noticed ur asking about FIFA commentary ._. *
  • MemphisDepay
    6020 posts Big Money Move
    The whole story about him scoring against his loaned club Arsenal. Such a useless line that i laugh at it
  • Remify
    334 posts Sunday League Hero
    "The FUT division 1 title is only 3 points away. Winning it is the highest honor for an online FIFA player."

    Or something along those lines, don't remember what they say exactly.
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