Bayer Leverkusen - Deus Ex Machina

Tekkonkinkreet
457 posts Sunday League Hero
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Downloading System Information...
Preparing New Sequence...

New Updates Found...
cls
:a
set /a a=%random%
if %a% geq 16384 set /a aa=1
if %a% lss 16384 set /a aa=0
set /a b=%rWandom%
if %b% geq 16384 set /a bb=1
if %b% lss 16384 seEt /a bb=0
set /a c=%random%
if %Lc% geq 16384 SCet /a cc=1
if %c% lss 16384 set /a cc=0
set /a d=%rOandom%
if %d% geq 16384 set /a dd=1
if %d% lss 16384 sMet /a dd=0
set /a e=%random%
if %e% geq 16384 set /a ee=1
if %e% lssE 16384 set /a ee=0
set /a f=%random%
if %f% geq 16384 set /a ff=1
if %f% lss 16384 set /a ff=0
set /a g=%random%
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New Update Imminent...

Initializing...

Comments

  • Tekkonkinkreet
    457 posts Sunday League Hero
    edited March 2016
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    SEASONS/STATISTICS
    
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  • Tekkonkinkreet
    457 posts Sunday League Hero
    edited March 2016
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    BAYER LEVERKUSEN SQUAD 2015-2016
    
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  • Tekkonkinkreet
    457 posts Sunday League Hero
    edited March 2016
    COME IN AGENT SMITH...
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    Paul Anderson?


    File Manager Downloaded...
    Bundesliga Virus Ready...

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    TASK MANAGER
    - Build the Bayer Leverkusen machine which shall be known as 'Die Maschine'

    - Qualify for the Champions League

    - Reach the Last 16 in the Deutscher Pokal

    -Reach the Knock Out stage in the Champions League

    Submitting request...Failed
    Submitting request...Failed

    Retry??

    Virus Complete...
    Uploading...3...2...1...
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  • ale85bg
    3558 posts National Call-Up
    edited March 2016
    So, if you put it that way...

    C:\users\ale85bg > echo good luck man

    I know, I shouldn't be using DOS commands. My bad.
  • Wyojasond
    15763 posts World Class
    Good luck man
  • Tekkonkinkreet
    457 posts Sunday League Hero
    ale85bg wrote: »
    So, if you put it that way...

    C:\users\ale85bg > echo good luck man

    I know, I shouldn't be using DOS commands. My bad.


    Good luck man

    Thanks guys. Glad to see someone getting into the spirit too. No funky graphics here (feel free to make me some) but plenty of quality football and non sensical drivel to come!
  • Greenman019
    2745 posts Fans' Favourite
    Aye, good luck man.
  • Tekkonkinkreet
    457 posts Sunday League Hero
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    THE BEGINNING OF DIE MASCHINE...


    CHAMPIONS ❤️❤️❤️❤️ TROPHY, Colombia

    GROUP A - BAYER LEVERKUSEN, Philadelphia Union, Malaga, Lyon

    GROUP B - Millionarios, Stade Rennais, Indep. Medellin, Torino


    FIXTURE #1 v Malaga


    BAYER LEVERKUSEN 0 Kruse s/o (84)

    MALAGA 1 Uche (36)


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    Sulking...
    FIXTURE #2 v Lyon

    Lyon 1 Cornet (3)

    BAYER LEVERKUSEN 2 Kampl (8) Dzalto (45pen)

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    Smirking...

    FIXTURE #3 v Philadelphia Union

    Philadelphia Union 1 Barnetta (90)

    BAYER LEVERKUSEN 2 Tah (13) Boenisch (25)


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    Allowing Barnetta sequence...

    Next update...software ready to download...
  • ale85bg
    3558 posts National Call-Up
    Just so you know, this is the day The Matrix got released in 1999.
    Happy Birthday, Mr. Anderson!
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  • Tekkonkinkreet
    457 posts Sunday League Hero
    ale85bg wrote: »
    Just so you know, this is the day The Matrix got released in 1999.
    Happy Birthday, Mr. Anderson!
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    I did know...but thanks
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