ッ Cagliari Calcio – Soon™ ⋆

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Kyle
918 posts Semi-Pro
edited March 2016
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  • Kyle
    918 posts Semi-Pro
    edited February 2016
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    Club Name: Cagliari Calcio
    Founded: 20th August 1920
    Stadium: Stadio Sant'Elia
    League: Serie B

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    Name: Kyle Des
    Date of Birth: 21 May 0001
    Place of Birth: Alghero
    Teams Managed:Cagliari Calcio
    Manager Honours: Serie B: 2015/16

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    This is a half parody styled thread, transfers may be unrealistic and crazy things may happen.
    Genres: Action, Comedy, Romance
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  • Kyle
    918 posts Semi-Pro
    edited December 2015
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  • Kyle
    918 posts Semi-Pro
    edited January 2016
    Previously on the Cagliari Calcio Thread…

    It was a normal morning in Cagliari.

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    Then everyone died.

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    Original Series: http://forum.ea.com/uk/posts/list/1927753.page
    The Next Generation: http://forum.ea.com/uk/posts/list/2593504.page

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    But now we're back and ready to see what truly happened to Kyle Des!

    Maybe no one saw the easter egg with the grave picture URL.

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  • Kyle
    918 posts Semi-Pro
    You may now comment on this stunning twist no one saw coming, Kyle Des is back, again. B)
  • Wyojasond
    11555 posts Has That Special Something
    Alright, look forward to this :) good luck man
  • LaMertesackerRun
    6214 posts Big Money Move
    edited December 2015
    :o Nice to see Kyle Des return. Looking forward to seeing Jeda, Nene, Casarini and everyone else back on the forums. Good luck. :p
  • CaTriEm
    870 posts Semi-Pro
    I remember this from FIFA 14, didn't have a clue what was going on then and I can guarantee I won't understand anything in this thread either, good luck :D
  • IAmLikingFlame
    3875 posts National Call-Up
    Kyle wrote: »
    Following the drama last month, were 'The Worlds Tallest Player,' was revealed to be nothing more than one normal man riding another mans shoulders, Mr Wechsler has decided the best course of action is to launch Kyle Des and Jeda into space.
    From your last thread... This is probably the best sentence I've ever read. :D
  • Kyle
    918 posts Semi-Pro
    Alright, look forward to this :) good luck man

    Thanks, it will be a great journey. B)

  • Kyle
    918 posts Semi-Pro
    :o Nice to see Kyle Des return. Looking forward to seeing Jeda, Nene, Casarini and everyone else back on the forums. Good luck. :p

    The whole cast will be returning, had a slight delay agreeing on the wages with some actors, mainly that trouble-maker Dean Ambush.

  • Kyle
    918 posts Semi-Pro
    CaTriEm wrote: »
    I remember this from FIFA 14, didn't have a clue what was going on then and I can guarantee I won't understand anything in this thread either, good luck :D

    Thanks, that sounds like a good description of the last thread. This one will be more simple, hopefully. :lol:

  • Kyle
    918 posts Semi-Pro
    Kyle wrote: »
    Following the drama last month, were 'The Worlds Tallest Player,' was revealed to be nothing more than one normal man riding another mans shoulders, Mr Wechsler has decided the best course of action is to launch Kyle Des and Jeda into space.
    From your last thread... This is probably the best sentence I've ever read. :D

    :lol: That was a great update.

    Is it possible to multi-quote on these forums or does everyone just reply to comments one by one?

  • LaMertesackerRun
    6214 posts Big Money Move
    Kyle wrote: »
    Kyle wrote: »
    Following the drama last month, were 'The Worlds Tallest Player,' was revealed to be nothing more than one normal man riding another mans shoulders, Mr Wechsler has decided the best course of action is to launch Kyle Des and Jeda into space.
    From your last thread... This is probably the best sentence I've ever read. :D

    :lol: That was a great update.

    Is it possible to multi-quote on these forums or does everyone just reply to comments one by one?
    You can multi quote but you have to press quote and then scroll up and press quote again to post multiple quotes at the same time.
    Kyle wrote: »
    :o Nice to see Kyle Des return. Looking forward to seeing Jeda, Nene, Casarini and everyone else back on the forums. Good luck. :p

    The whole cast will be returning, had a slight delay agreeing on the wages with some actors, mainly that trouble-maker Dean Ambush.
    And excellent to hear the lot of them will be returning. That idiotic Dean :/
  • Chris
    5400 posts Big Money Move
    Oh my, after the death of Kyle Des, and Cassarini, and Fred, and Cassarini for a second time, Dean Ambush, and anyone else I may have missed, I assumed this story had finished, but thankfully not :D
  • Chris
    5400 posts Big Money Move
    Anyways, when's 'Kyle Des: The Musical' coming?
  • CaTriEm
    870 posts Semi-Pro
    IIRC, wasn't there an alternate ending for the last thread that you scrapped mainly because you couldn't draw handcuffs? :D
  • Kyle
    918 posts Semi-Pro
    Kyle wrote: »
    Kyle wrote: »
    Following the drama last month, were 'The Worlds Tallest Player,' was revealed to be nothing more than one normal man riding another mans shoulders, Mr Wechsler has decided the best course of action is to launch Kyle Des and Jeda into space.
    From your last thread... This is probably the best sentence I've ever read. :D

    :lol: That was a great update.

    Is it possible to multi-quote on these forums or does everyone just reply to comments one by one?
    You can multi quote but you have to press quote and then scroll up and press quote again to post multiple quotes at the same time.
    Kyle wrote: »
    :o Nice to see Kyle Des return. Looking forward to seeing Jeda, Nene, Casarini and everyone else back on the forums. Good luck. :p

    The whole cast will be returning, had a slight delay agreeing on the wages with some actors, mainly that trouble-maker Dean Ambush.
    And excellent to hear the lot of them will be returning. That idiotic Dean :/

    I see how it works now, thanks. B)
    Chris wrote: »
    Oh my, after the death of Kyle Des, and Cassarini, and Fred, and Cassarini for a second time, Dean Ambush, and anyone else I may have missed, I assumed this story had finished, but thankfully not :D

    Thankfully we can just bring anyone back from the dead in these threads.
    Chris wrote: »
    Anyways, when's 'Kyle Des: The Musical' coming?

    I sometimes think of the Musical when I am in the shower, I think I could make it but it would just be a mega update and not an entire thread like I originally planned.
    CaTriEm wrote: »
    IIRC, wasn't there an alternate ending for the last thread that you scrapped mainly because you couldn't draw handcuffs? :D

    Yeah there was, there was also a seagull character in the works, he was going to be a spy but I couldn't really draw a seagull so Pete the Seagull was put down.
  • ale85bg
    3558 posts National Call-Up
    Wow, I was looking forward to this!

    Good luck mate, and... DON'T YOU DARE DEFEATING COMO. :rage:
  • Alastair
    10062 posts Moderator
    It's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Good luck Kyle :)
  • Alastair
    10062 posts Moderator
    One thing I always wondered, was Mr Board based on the current Cagliari owner at the time? Someone who may now own a Championship club in England.
  • ESexton18
    680 posts An Exciting Prospect
    Best of luck man... I'd buy Amartey and put him next to Donsah... It's a midfield I've dreamed about in game since last year but have yet to try it haha
  • Kyle
    918 posts Semi-Pro
    ale85bg wrote: »
    Wow, I was looking forward to this!

    Good luck mate, and... DON'T YOU DARE DEFEATING COMO. :rage:

    Thanks. B) I will try and draw against Como when we face them. :lol:
    Alastair wrote: »
    It's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Good luck Kyle :)
    Alastair wrote: »
    One thing I always wondered, was Mr Board based on the current Cagliari owner at the time? Someone who may now own a Championship club in England.

    Mr Board was created after ingame I have a board takeover and needed a new chairman so I created Mr Board who was inspired by Cellino but Mr Board was more insane.
    ESexton18 wrote: »
    Best of luck man... I'd buy Amartey and put him next to Donsah... It's a midfield I've dreamed about in game since last year but have yet to try it haha

    Thanks for the advice, I will pass on your message to our scouting team. B)

    Short update might be coming later today, it's only one paragraph but it starts the story.
  • Ashy
    9727 posts League Winner
    Good luck Kyle :)
  • Kyle
    918 posts Semi-Pro
    edited January 2016
    Ashy wrote: »
    Good luck Kyle :)

    Thank you.

    First update will be posted later. B)
  • Kyle
    918 posts Semi-Pro
    edited January 2016
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    The date was 17th of May 2015 and Cagliari Calcio had just been relegated following a 1-0 defeat to Palermo, ending their eleven year stay in Serie A.

    In the stands some fans heckled the team for playing so poorly, others applauded the team for battling to survive. But amongst the noise there was one fan who seemed to be reacting differently, sitting alone this mysterious hooded figure appeared to be unfazed by what they had just witnessed - to be honest no one noticed that they were even in the crowd, but then the hooded figure suddenly stood up and began walking out of the stadium in a hurried fashion.

    The question is, who are they and where are they going?
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  • LaMertesackerRun
    6214 posts Big Money Move
    Nice little start to the story, am intrigued about who that person is and what they'll do. :p
  • ale85bg
    3558 posts National Call-Up
    They'll give a well deserved beat to some players hopefully.
    Jokes apart, I'm curious. Curious and afraid at the same time as the man in that drawing looks kinda nasty.
  • Wyojasond
    11555 posts Has That Special Something
    Interesting start. I never had the pleasure of reading your other story, but the brief bits I skimmed over we're really good. Look forward to seeing where this goes.
  • Kyle
    918 posts Semi-Pro
    Nice little start to the story, am intrigued about who that person is and what they'll do. :p

    Thanks, next part will be more exciting. B)
    ale85bg wrote: »
    They'll give a well deserved beat to some players hopefully.
    Jokes apart, I'm curious. Curious and afraid at the same time as the man in that drawing looks kinda nasty.

    :lol: Yeah he isn't a very pretty person.
    Interesting start. I never had the pleasure of reading your other story, but the brief bits I skimmed over we're really good. Look forward to seeing where this goes.

    Thanks for the nice comment, next part will be up tomorrow.

    Working night shifts has messed up my sleeping pattern so I might be posting updates at strange times, or even at 3am when I'm sitting at work. B)
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